Este manifiesto es una carta de amor:
My ideal burger is bun, cheese, burger. Sometimes bacon. Ketchup on the side, so I can control it. Pickles—yes! Obviously. And the cheese thing has to be very clear: American cheese only. American cheese was invented for the hamburger. People talk about it being processed and artificial and not real cheese—you know what makes it real? When you put it on a hamburger.
Todo bien hasta que le echa paja a las hamburguesas australianas. Hay pocas cosas tan maravillosas como el contraste dulce/salado/frío/caliente que logras cuando le metes una rueda de remolacha a una hamburguesa y la sangre se vuelve púrpura.